I want to have your abortion
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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