Whod you bang
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
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