what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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