Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
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Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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