Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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