OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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