I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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