wanna go halves on a baby?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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