He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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