can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
A bitchslap is in order.
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