I must be too annoying 4 u.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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