He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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