The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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