"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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