Buhtt sex?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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