i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I wish i was in the wii world.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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