Little spoons don't ask big questions
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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