found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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