I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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