Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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