I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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