I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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