Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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