quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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