Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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