you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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