Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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