it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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