then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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