So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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