in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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