mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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