It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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