The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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