Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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