i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
We have so much sex to catch up on
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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