How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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