Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
She's like a pop up book from hell.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
40s are totally the cure
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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