You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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