you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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