so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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