theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
