the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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