Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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