In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I think your dad took our porno
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
