I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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