i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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