Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
My liver is preforming stress tests.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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