It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I believe in your delicious
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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