If i come over, it means nothing
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
