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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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