We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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